Welcome to the Internet Joke Database!

Please select a category:

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'); } if (!@mysql_select_db('ijdb')) { exit('

Unable to locate the joke ' . 'database at this time.

'); } $cats = @mysql_query('SELECT id, name FROM category'); if (!$cats) { exit('

Error retrieving categories from database!
' . 'Error: ' . mysql_error() . '

'); } while ($cat = mysql_fetch_array($cats)) { $id = $cat['id']; $name = htmlspecialchars($cat['name']); echo "
• $name
"; } ?>

Or view all jokes in the database.

Insert to categories in the database.

Post to joke in the database.